...and now, Deep Thoughts

1) I like to pretend that since they have the same last name, LeAnn Rimes and Busta Rhymes are married.

2) You know how rappers are always stickin' their fingers in other pies, like Diddy and his clothing lines. I thought that Ludacris should start a line of cold remedies called LudaCare. Can you see it, "When the temperature drops, and life is gettin' you down, try LudaCare." He could also sell orange flavored soda and call it Ludakist.

3) Extra virgin olive oil comes from the first cold press of olives. They crush the olives in a press. Then they can heat it up and draw out the progressively inferior grades of olive oil. In the same way that olive oil comes from cold pressed olives, I imagine baby oil comes from cold pressed babies.

4) When Michael Buble says, "Save the last dance for me," ... I don't think he's talking about dancing.

[Originally posted on MySpace on Feb/Mar 2007]